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Hi i'm alex and i do public forum with the occassional congressional debate P.S i debate in florida



Posted September 30th | 61 notes | Reblog | Like

writing tip #925:


love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring

Posted September 27th | 4435 notes | Reblog | Like


are we allowed to
burn things in a debate round?
i’m writing a k.

Posted September 27th | 41 notes | Reblog | Like


I’m sorry, judge, I’m afraid i am unable to answer my opponents because their first speaker is very hot

Posted September 27th | 47 notes | Reblog | Like



How do you flirt in a PF round

A) there are about 50 pickup lines floating around tumblr/twitter
B) Ask for their case in crossfire and write your number on it.
C) Cleavage.

Posted September 27th | 54 notes | Reblog | Like


I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won

Posted September 27th | 42845 notes | Reblog | Like



Write cases for this weekend, or watch house of cards…. Decisions, decisions.

Perm: do both. At the same time.

Posted September 26th | 15 notes | Reblog | Like


I control your entire country, kids

Posted September 23rd | 439082 notes | Reblog | Like

"The biggest difference between speech and debate: to succeed at speech, one simply needs to be good at speaking. Whereas in debate, one can not succeed without also listening."
I’m not sure if anyone’s ever said this before, but I dropped it in class today and I was like “holy shit this is profound I should post this on my debate comedy  blog I never update” so here you go (via fuckyeahpolicydebate)

Posted September 22nd | 325 notes | Reblog | Like


Anthem of debaters everywhere

Posted September 16th | 109397 notes | Reblog | Like